And today, we got our first hater email.

I quote…

“YOU ARE A FUCKING SCAM. I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY YOUR SHIT. DON’T ACT LIKE YOU PERSONALLY MODIFIED OR DESIGNED ANY OF THIS SHIT. WHATS SO VINTAGE ABOUT A CHEAP OFF-THE-SHOULDER DRESS FROM URBAN PLANET? OR A DRESS MADE FROM AA? THERE’S NOTHING VINTAGE ABOUT YOU GUYS… MAYBE YOU SHOULD EDUCATE YOURSELVES WITH THE PROPER DEFINITION OF VINTAGE. NONE OF THIS BS IS VINTAGE. GROW THE FUCK UP.”

Hi, excuse me, hello. I don’t believe there is a specific section that this stuff falls under what is called “vintage?” Do the brand names beside these ~UNRULY GARMENTS~ say *vintage* beside them, like say, the “Black Sheer Sweetheart Dress???” Or am I missing something? Have I gone blind (it must’ve been because of this caps-locked message)? Oh wait, my bad, IT DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYWHERE.

You’re obviously a long-time follower because you’re definitely living in the past when we WERE called “Plastic Skyline Vintage”. And, if you’re living in the past, you should know that we have created a plethora of garments ourselves, all to the applause of ~fashionistas~ all over the world. Note, the “Gold Pleated Skirt” under the “Yours Truly” section.

So alright, if you want to be technical about it, the off-the-shoulder dresses AREN’T vintage… but they’re still nice and that’s why we’re selling them. Online shops like FredFlare and Modcloth sell third party brands all the time. And it’s pretty obvious that these dresses aren’t vintage… why would we have two of them, right? You should also note our pricing method. Our vintage garments (which by the way are probably 4/5ths of the items up right now…), are higher-priced than the garments that aren’t actually vintage.

Finally, calm down, relax, take a chill pill or use your own advice and “grow the fuck up.” I’m kind of worried about you popping a nerve in your head or something. You don’t want any permanent brain damage. Devote your time into a peaceful activity, like knitting. Or find some friends. Or a dog. Or both. Or find Jesus. I hear that always helps.

So God bless you, you poor lost little soul. Open your heart to the spirit of Jesus and maybe your world will be right again.

Thanks.

Oh, and on a lighter note…check this video out if you haven’t already. It’s incredibly stupid.